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For Nikola Tesla's birthday, a wonderful read on how anarchy and serendipity fuel science

explore-blog:

For Nikola Tesla's birthday, a wonderful read on how anarchy and serendipity fuel science

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Are we not all alike, constantly talking and to no one, forever up against the same questions although we know the answers in advance?
Albert Camus, The Fall (via robcam-wfu)

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wehadfacesthen:

Joan Crawford asks her assistant to bite off a loose thread from her dress at the Dorchester Hotel, London, 1956
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wehadfacesthen:

Joan Crawford asks her assistant to bite off a loose thread from her dress at the Dorchester Hotel, London, 1956

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titytwochainz:

bitches be like bae do i look fat in this

and i be like hell yeah take it of so i can suck them titties and rub that stomach wassup?

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➜ http://asleepylioness.tumblr.com/post/91187388030/for-the-longest-time-think-10-years-i-thought-my

asleepylioness:

For the longest time (think 10 years) i thought my weight was my biggest insecurity.

It wasn’t. It isn’t.

My passion is my biggest insecurity. I don’t cry, i weep. I don’t laugh, i roar with jubilant crescendos. I feel vibrantly alive and colder than dead in ways that most people wouldn’t even…

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overlord-kyogre:

minatheangel:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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(via pardonmewhileipanic)

  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

agelfeygelach:

almost-always-eventually-right:

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

This is encouraging.

(via largeleftboob)

damnthatswhack:

same

(via largeleftboob)

acheloi-s:

You are allowed to grieve the years you lost to mental illness. You’re allowed to be mad that it happened to you. You’re allowed to pine after the person you might have been had it been different. But don’t let that get in the way of your growing into your new self and following a wholly new path for your life.

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